Communist jokes...

[PsyWarrior]

Greetings ppl.

As the Soviet side of OFP seems so often to be neglected, here is my selection of (_{rather bad}) soviet jokes. Feel free to add to them, or express your disapointment at my sense of humour...

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Q: Why do communists only drink herbal tea?

A: Because proper tea is theft...

_nooo...
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Q: What does a communist wipe his mouth with?

A: A Soviet!

_Aaaaaagh!
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Q: Did you hear about Lenin's grave?

No...

A: It's a communist plot!

_MEDIC!
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A Western newspaper reported that dentists in the Soviet Union extract teeth through the patient's nose.

The paper was flooded with letters from readers asking how they had found this out.

The newspaper replied: 'Dentists are forced to extract their patients' teeth through the nose, because in the Soviet Union nobody dare open his mouth.'
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Q: What does 2 x 2 make?

A: Whatever the party says it does...

_{PSYCHIATRIST!}
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Okay, I think that's enough for now...

Anyone have any more?

-Supr. Cmdr. PsyWarrior

[h-]

Honestly these must be in the 'absoluteum of crappy jokes' ;D

Not ment as an insult...

[PsyWarrior]

I didn't say they were good soviet jokes...

-Supr. Cmdr. PsyWarrior

[h-]

Indeed you didn't...

But here's one so bad it will probably fit in well with yers
"How many polacks it takes the screw on a light bulp?"
"Two."

Don't ask me.... ;D

[PsySniper]

Don't ask me....

just trying to make conversation, yeah?

PsySniper
-(0)-

[h-]

just trying to make conversation, yeah?

lol... perhaps..

I think you are actually, when considering that my post was in February and now it's May

[PsySniper]

I think you are actually, when considering that my post was in February and now it's May

so im abit slow. better late than never thats what i always say